When I first got on Facebook this morning I was overwhelmed by the amount of funny ass comments about our soldiers shoving their boots up Osama's smug sense of satisfaction. Here's some of my favorite gems of the day:
Posted by my pals CardioKid and Suds McGhee
Cardio- "They got Obama on my bday, YESSSS"
Suds- "Don't you mean Osama?"
Me- "Lmao you fuckin communist"
"So I figured it all out, they got Osama and announced it to distract us while they jacked up gas... Again"
"What kind of coward uses a female as a human shield?...Oh wait, Osama"
Posted by Pat Macafee, kicker of the Indianapolis Colts;
"Thank you all for the Birthday love, I truly appreciate it. You're making my 24th one to remember....Oh Yeah, Bin Laden sucks."
Call of Duty reference,
"I'd like to see that killcam"
Posted by yours truly:
"...when asked about the successful raid on Osama Bin Laden by The Expendables, Stallone said, "40 minutes? Well we were a man down... Randy Couture is still recovering from a kick to the face!""
****BREAKING NEWS****
Chuck Norris returns from Pakistan. US Officials will not comment.
Mr. Norris is quoted as saying "it was a personal trip to take out some dirty laundry.
"Chuck Norris just came to me and said "You're welcome""
Just seen returning from Afghanistan
All in all, today is a great day to be an American, we know terrorists are still out there but atleast there's one less. the news alone was enough to brighten my day but these comments made it that much better. And I believe there is only one thing left to be said.... God bless the men and women fighting for this country, God bless the men and women who have died for this country, God bless the families of those who have lost their lives because of Bin Laden and God bless the USA......ps Osama Sucks
